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Life of a Mom: installment two, Mom questions


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You’ll find my Life of a Mom posts will be quite random; this post, for instance, arises from the my discovery of an empty bottle of conditioner that yesterday was half-full.  Some typical Mom questions:

How is that empty?
Where is my phone?
Why are you eating my lipstick?
When did you take your diaper off?
Who left an empty bottle of conditioner in the shower?
Where’s your DAD???
Who drew this picture on the wall?
Why won’t you go to sleep?

There are many, many more, but while my brood sleeps, I’m sneaking away for a cup of coffee.  And a bottle of conditioner.

Report as Manure


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For some reason unbeknownst to me, my brain likes to take the words my eyes see and change letters on me, so even if I’m glancing at something familiar, like the words “mature content” on the Word Press dashboard, which I see daily, my brain reads it to me wrong.  This happens frequently.  Sometimes, like now, it’s no big deal.  I’m alone, I can giggle at “report content as manure” without a single person giving me a funny look.  At other times, this happens when I’m meant to be serious.  Seldom when I type “LOL” am I really doing it, but when my wandering mind cracks jokes like this, I have difficulty not actually laughing out loud.  I’m too tired yet this morning to think of any other examples of my subconscious word play, but now that I think of it, couldn’t most websites use a “report content as manure” button?

Here’s to a happy Tuesday; I’m hoping my brain taking charge of my humor today means my mood will be less foul than it was on Monday!