You’ll find my Life of a Mom posts will be quite random; this post, for instance, arises from the my discovery of an empty bottle of conditioner that yesterday was half-full. Some typical Mom questions:
How is that empty?
Where is my phone?
Why are you eating my lipstick?
When did you take your diaper off?
Who left an empty bottle of conditioner in the shower?
Where’s your DAD???
Who drew this picture on the wall?
Why won’t you go to sleep?
There are many, many more, but while my brood sleeps, I’m sneaking away for a cup of coffee. And a bottle of conditioner.